Crazy Insane Mad People??!!!

Michelle the witch

always in a snitch.

boy does she wan a sandwich.

but doesnt mind a man witch!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam the butter,

boy she's got a BUTT-ER
GIVE HER SOME BUTTER
THEN U'D SEE HER BUTT-ER
Y CAN'T THE BUTTER

GIVE HER SOME NUTTER

to make peanut butter

FOR HER CUTTER

Inka the blogger,
my god she's got a clogger.
boy does she need a dogger
too bad she's got a flogger

Michelle the ass,
boy does she need a pile of cash
too bad she's too mass,
to notice she's got a rash
now she's gonna die
with a mass rashed ass
but no pile of cash

1:30 AM

sammy the genious,

always the nynious,

inka the fluffiest,

always the craziest,

michelle the naughtiest,

always the dirtiest..

Property of Michelle

MSN @ 1 AM

Samantha says:
it thought not though btw
Michelle says:
1 IN THE MORNING, SET TO B YAWNING. 3 YOUNG BONNIES JUST TOO HORNING(>>>
Michelle says:
HAHA
I Changed My Name The Day You Saw A Diffrent Person In Me says:
sish
Samantha says:
ur the victim
I Changed My Name The Day You Saw A Diffrent Person In Me says:
thank u
Samantha says:
and im the cameraman
Michelle says:
i'm the TERMINATOR!!!!!!!!!!!
I Changed My Name The Day You Saw A Diffrent Person In Me says:
as usaul n mich the bait
Michelle says:
FUCK MAN
Samantha says:
hahaha
Michelle says:
I ACTUALLLY FOUND THAT FUNNNY
I Changed My Name The Day You Saw A Diffrent Person In Me says:
mich the fuckable person
Samantha says:
ya i know
Samantha says:
its so sad
Michelle says:
CORRECTION
Samantha says:
is she
I Changed My Name The Day You Saw A Diffrent Person In Me says:
me too
Michelle says:
I'D B ON TOP
I Changed My Name The Day You Saw A Diffrent Person In Me says:
my foot is straped in colours
Samantha says:
but u could still be taken from the top...
Michelle says:
HAHA
Michelle says:
HEY READ AGAINN
Michelle says:
I WIRITE BACK FOR U
I Changed My Name The Day You Saw A Diffrent Person In Me says:
red orange yellow grren and blue
Samantha says:
waat???
I Changed My Name The Day You Saw A Diffrent Person In Me says:
my toes are in order n in colour
Michelle says:
I'D B ON TOP me too my foot is straped in colours but u could still be taken from the top...
I Changed My Name The Day You Saw A Diffrent Person In Me says:
i em now cz my socks makes em pretty
I Changed My Name The Day You Saw A Diffrent Person In Me says:
wtf
Michelle says:
I'D B ON TOP me too my foot is straped in colours but u could still be taken from the top...i em now cz my socks makes em pretty
I Changed My Name The Day You Saw A Diffrent Person In Me says:
rofl
Michelle says:
LOVE
Michelle says:
HAHA
Michelle says:
sam u reading
Samantha says:
OMG....
Samantha says:
this is unhealthy

1 A.M Rants

I just had a though
It involves chelle
In a padded cell...
Bouncing off the walls
Till she falls
And giggle
While she wiggles
CZ the straightjacket's too loose
Its slipping off her caboose

Sam & Mich

"The Balcony, How Corny"

The balcony is so inviting.

It's calling,

Beckoning,

Ever so charming,

My gawd it's exciting,

SPLAT?!

Property Of Michelle & Samantha

MSN!!! BEFORE DANCE CLASS

shichi/carabella says:
yes
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
we are bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
SITI!! yay
shichi/carabella says:
ohh my god
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
wat?
shichi/carabella says:
hey diddle..
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
diddle??
shichi/carabella says:
the cat and the fiddle!!
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
huh??
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
haha
shichi/carabella says:
the cow jumped over the moon!!!
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
wats up with you? lol
shichi/carabella says:
the lil dog laughed to c such fun!
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
SITI????
shichi/carabella says:
and the dish ranway with the spoon!!
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
OMG!!!
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
hahahahaha
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
u r reciting a nursery rhyme
shichi/carabella says:
im in LOVEEEEE
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
wit??
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
the dj!!
shichi/carabella says:
like a blur dove
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
haha
shichi/carabella says:
who thinks shit got stock!
shichi/carabella says:
but oh my god her head got knocked!
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
hha
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
hu's head
shichi/carabella says:
mine
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
i tgh blur gila man
shichi/carabella says:
hahahahah
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
siti?????
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
u dah gila ke??
shichi/carabella says:
yes darlings
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
rbu taking any drugs?
shichi/carabella says:
yes i am
shichi/carabella says:
i did
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
oooooo
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
interesting
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
gila!!!
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
shichi/carabella says:
i took
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
i fasinated
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
shichi/carabella says:
amphetamines
shichi/carabella says:
marijuana
shichi/carabella says:
nicotine
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
HAHAHAHA
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
i took cocaine
shichi/carabella says:
oh thats cool
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
it feels good
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
wow
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
its awesome
shichi/carabella says:
i know
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
!!
Rosalie Cullen.. says:
wait
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
it feels sooo good
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
we HIGH
shichi/carabella says:
halt wait!
k!$$ m3 & $@y G00dBY3 %%% says:
okok

Kids With Silly Names(I have pity for them)

Bart Simpson pranks
Bart Simpson's prank calls to Moe's Tavern are nearly legendary, but the sad fact is that some people actually go through life with those goofy names. The following Bart creations all exist within the Ancestry.com databases:

Al Caholic

Oliver Clothesoff

I.P. Freely

Seymour Butz

Mike Rotch

Hugh Jass

Amanda Hugginkiss

Ivana Tinkle

AnitaBath

Maya Buttreeks

Diseases
You'd have to be really sick to infect your offspring with virulent names like these:
Fever Bender (born 1856)

Leper Priest (born 1929)

Cholera Priest (born 1830 during the second cholera pandemic)

Rubella Graves (born 1814)

Typhus Black (born 1897)

Hysteria Johnson (born 1881)

Emma Royd (born 1850)

Kathryn E. Coli (born 1894)

Mumps Sykes (born 1891)

Professions
With names like "Mayor Bland," it seems like some parents had high, ambitious hopes for their children's future.
Cook Cook

Governor Bush

Lawyer Low

Doctor Love

Teacher Blackbear

Judge Savage

Editor Honeycutt

Mayor Bland

Sales O. Justice

Gamble Moore

Sins
The authors found 149 records for people named Lust, 70 for Greed, 12 for Sloth, and 830 for Pride. Which of the 7 deadlly sins was missing? Only gluttony.
Lust Garten

Greed Sister Mancini

Avarice Sullivan

Sloth Washton

Wrath Gordon

Envy Burger

Pride Saint

Greed McGrew

Pride Saint

Lust T. Castle

Irish luck
Plenty of parents must have thought that naming their child Lucky would translate into a bright future. In 1930 alone, there are 463 Luckys.
Some lucky favorites:

Lucky Green

Lucky Jewell

Lucky O’Brien

Lucky Pleasant

Luck Fortune

Shamrock Hardeman of Illinois

Shamrock Dates of Mississippi

Shamrock Holland of Texas
The religious types:

Saint Patrick Blan

Saint Patrick Forrest

Saint Patrick
The patriotic:

Ireland England

Ireland Green

Irish Sea

Ireland Brew
Whimsical:

Rainbow Green

Emerald Jewel

Clover Field

Clover B. Green
A St. Patrick’s Day feast:

Beef Cooper

Guinness Dack

Cabbage Haywood

Foods
Some parents loved eating so much, they named their kids after favorite meals, snacks—and even condiments:
Lunch Magee

Dinner Ware

Bread White

Hero Brat

Mayo Head

Mustard M. Mustard

Pickle Parker

Plum Sellers

Banana Bowdy

Cherry Grant

Celebrities
Forget Suri or Shiloh – celebrities have given their children far stranger names! Discover the stars' oddest, most bizarre baby names:
Apple (Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow)

Moxie CrimeFighter (Magician Penn Jillette)

Hopper (Sean Penn and Robin Wright)

Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)

Sosie (Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick)

Destry (Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw)

Aurelius Cy (Elle Macpherson)

Kal-El Coppola (Nicolas Cage)

Bluebell Madonna (Spice Girl Geri Halliwell)

Audio Science (Actress Shannyn Sossamon)

Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone)

Tallulah (Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)

Kyd (David Duchovny and Tea Leoni)

And A couple more sily one'z..
Uranus Stukey
Ghoul Nipple
Acne Fountain
Lust T. Castle
Mary A. Jerk
Ima Whore
Mutton Bucker
Hugh Jass
Fanny Whiffer
Tackle Feigenbutz
Envy Burger
Bum Snoddy
Mule E. McCart
Lard Mooney
Good Hell
Emma Royd
Noble Butt
Naught E. Bishop
Stud Duck

I was Bored..

I was bored the other day and i was wonderring what i could do with liquid eyeliner and as i got creative i created my funny master piece..

And i Even tried eyeshadow but it wasnt that preety..

*pout*

This i would have to say was the begining of it..
And then my finger nail got infected too..

But this is my fave!!!

WHISKERS!!!!

Using Eyeshadow!!!!

TaT'z!!!

I think this pictures are really beautiful and i do wish to get one of em soon but with my own interpretation.. hehe

Explanation

recently i have been posting junk and nothing to do with me

which is great actually

that means i am not boasting about myself right??

but i want to..

haha!! nothing better to do right??

at this very moment i am suppose to be studying for my freaking exam

haha!! which i don't intend to do cause it's "Sejarah"

i have never understood it to begin with...

lol!! OK back to i want to boast about myself..

but here's the thing..

i dont know how to

well lets start of with

today

............

I woke up thinking

"i am screwing this exam"

and i actually did

my first paper was b.m and it was about pemuliharaan alam sekitar

which i wasn't sure what it was about so i pretty much crapped it

and the second one i wrote gibberish

which only means both my karangan

TERPESONG!!!

huahuahuahu!!!

and i was actually proud of it..

English was fun as i crapped it .

I was back home planned on studying but it hasn't happened yet..

school ended at 1 and now it's 7;30

I've wasted 6 and half hours doing nothing!!!

YAY!!!

i boasted about myself!!!!

WHAT AN AWESOME ACHIEVEMENT!!!

OK i am bored now!!

think i better study

TOOdles!!!

Here are a few reasons why guys like girls :...

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way their head always find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you bothknow that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always find yours

13. The way they smile

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call IDafter you just had a big fight

15. The way she say ' Lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later......

16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17. The way they kiss you when you say ' I love you'

18. Actually...just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22. Then the way they apologize whe it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!

23. The way they say ' I miss you '

24. The way you miss them

The way their tears make you want to change the world so

that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them,

hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them...

it matters not. Because once in your life,

whatever they were to the world they

become everything to you.

When you look them in the eyes,

traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million

things without trace of a sound,

you know that your own life is

inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her veryheart.

We love them for a million reasons,

No paper would do it justice

.it is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.

Only felt.

Commandments

The Lovers Of The Heart

In order to form a more prefect kiss, enable the mighty hug to

promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Article 1 :Statement of Love : The Kiss

1. Kiss on the hand

I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek

I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck

I want you

4. Kiss on the lips

I love you

5. Kiss on the ears

I am just playing

6. Kiss anywhere else

Lets not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes

Kiss me

8. Playing with your hair

I cant live without you

9. Hand on your waist

I love you too much to let you go

Article 2 : The Three Steps

1. Girls : If any guys get fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys :If any girls slap you, her intention are still good.

3. Guys and Girls :Close your eye when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3 : The Commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard

.2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

* Remember *

A peach is a peach

A plum is a plum,

A kiss isn't a kiss

Without some tougue.

So open up your mouthclose your eyes,

and give your tougue

some exercise!!!

Oh God Bless Me!!

Holy mother full of grace,

Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face,

Bless his hair that tends to curl,

Keep him safe from all the girls,

Bless his arms that are so strong

Keep his hands where they belong

Bless his dick the one i suck

Bless the bed in which we fuck

And if my mom happen to walk in

Bless the shit that I'd be in.

by Little Manson

Me, Myself & I

Dear Me,

Who has changed with time,

Without realizing,

Such thing is possible.

Dear Myself,

Don't criticize,

Look at the outcome of the possibilities,

Hurting people,

When I shouldn't do.

Dear I,

Stop all the tears,

Kill the ego,

Kill the sorrow,

To make a better day

by,

Nykyta

sitting waiting wishing

she walks,
lifeless towards the porch,
near the lighthouse
there a torch.

Breathless,
she gains her power,
yet weakness
drenched her all over.

feet dragging,
beneath, a thousand bee stinging.
every hell she wander
with all the things that suffer.

and then, Lightning strikes.
she woke up from her horrible slumber
let out a scream of fright.
then everything returned, prim and proper.

who knew, what or when the existance of sunlight
that all she needs in her mind
was the same person of kind.
to be there and protect,
as a shield or exact.
to feel summer out of winter,
skies dance a glimmer
all around her.

these dreams she will find
even if they appear
one at a time
it matters not of fear.

Her passion for Him was non of lustre
But a heart longing to beat with another.

Til then she waits..
at the corner of her porch
hoping it will never be too late.

While all the lights glow and beam,
and all her wishes near to come true,
so still she sat there waiting for him,
as still as I am here waiting for You.

by,

Siti Amirah

Dolly The Pig!!

Once there was a pig named Dolly.. He was huge and fat. His fellow pigs consider him the creme-de-la-creme and we all know why!

One day at the beach, he met a little snail called "Piggy".. Piggy alwas hates people coz they always mispell her name and call her pig. So Dolly decided to help Piggy, as he would run around screaming "PIGGY!!!! PIGGY!!!!" and people wpold stare at him. Although Dolly and Piggy Think the people are only staring at them cause they were making so much noise but litle did they know the people were only imagining Dolly in a stew. YUM!!!!

Then came along a chef with that look in his eyes that says "STEW!!!!!" And Dolly in his rush to escape, trampled on Piggy. The irony...... He thought he had killed her but... but... but..

it wasn't PIGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was

Bobby!!!

Piggy'es soulmate. Piggy was devestated and in the midst of her grieve, she turned to Dolly. Tears streaming enough to fill an ocean. At Bobby's funeral, Piggy decided to have Bobbu cremated because they don't have enough funds to buy the land..

And Bobby who was an elephant , could not be buried easily. So Dolly sacrificed himself by selling is body to the hungry chef to buy a lighter to cremate Bobby!!...

The chef was kind to Piggy , the chef gave Piggy what he had made out of Dolly. But piggy looked at Dolly and puked..

Then she remembered.....

She's a vegetarian!!!!! At the sight of the carcass she had a heart attck and endded up in the hospital..

The doctor looked at her and threw her out ...

SNAILS DON;T HAVE HEART/HEARTS THEREFORE NO HEART ATTACK!!

The End

by,

Jing Wen

Michelle

Kreshenka

Headless Chicken

One rainy day shiny afternoon passed by extremly fast, and there was a chicken.. The chicken started clucking and running around like it had it's head chopped off. This was because it's head HAD been choped off. He started laying eggs because he got scared. *note that it was a "HE"*. Then a toad sat on the eggs and a basilisk was hatched! YAY!! The basilisk started gliding up the wall and into a hole in the ceiling. There it encountered t's worse nightmare.....

A TINY GREEN , YELLOW AND RED SPIDER!!!!! which was 1/4 of the basilisk's size and apparently is attracted to lizardz. It was called BOB. Bob loves pink, coton candy, flowers and anything fluffy and so it happens , the basilisk was fluffy, he had a pink bow on its head, courtesy of mommy toad, henry Jekyll Andrew III aka FiFI must always have his pink doll when he goes to bed. But what he needs most after this night is through is a soft cold bed to ease the "ache" he'll be feeling . Ofcourse, having such aches is probably unhealty for young basilisks such as FiFi. FiFi loves his cold bed, when he wakes up in the morning he always feels fresh as a dew drop . So it happens, poor dear FiFi was strapped to the bed. And so FiFi was trapped to his lovely bed by a mad gay pedophillic spider. FiFi looked at Bob with innocent googly eyes and said "Bobby, don't do this, i will do just about anything for you".

Suddenly, a shriek split the air, standing at the entrence of the hole was a stunning colourful male spider who declared with force "STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND!!". And then mommy toad came and ate the spiders!! Fifi stared at mommywith utter hate because he wanted to eat the spiders but he was strapped down. So mommy hopped over to the bed and said "TOO BAD!! Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha". Fifi asked mommy to unstrap him, but she said he had to learn his lesson so she decided to leave him to rot. But mommy forgot that basilisk live for hundreds of years so the ropes rotted but the basilisk just sat there till they fell off. As the years passed by the basilisk planned to seek revenge on his mommy but din't know how long frogs lived. When he got free, he discovered that mommy had been kissed by a prince and turned into a beautiful princess . Everyday the basilisk would watch mommy aka beautiful princess , plotting a serious revenge on her. But suddenly one fine plotting afternoon he saw lady trailing behind dear mommy and the lady was gourgeous. He discovered that ther name was also Fifi, Fifi the basilisk became fond of this french maid. So he went and approached the prince but as soon the prince saw him, he screached in Soprano 1

The End!!!

Created by,

Kreshenka

Michelle

Samantha