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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Dolly The Pig!!

Once there was a pig named Dolly.. He was huge and fat. His fellow pigs consider him the creme-de-la-creme and we all know why!
One day at the beach, he met a little snail called "Piggy".. Piggy alwas hates people coz they always mispell her name and call her pig. So Dolly decided to help Piggy, as he would run around screaming "PIGGY!!!! PIGGY!!!!" and people wpold stare at him. Although Dolly and Piggy Think the people are only staring at them cause they were making so much noise but litle did they know the people were only imagining Dolly in a stew. YUM!!!!
Then came along a chef with that look in his eyes that says "STEW!!!!!" And Dolly in his rush to escape, trampled on Piggy. The irony...... He thought he had killed her but... but... but..
it wasn't PIGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was
Bobby!!!
Piggy'es soulmate. Piggy was devestated and in the midst of her grieve, she turned to Dolly. Tears streaming enough to fill an ocean. At Bobby's funeral, Piggy decided to have Bobbu cremated because they don't have enough funds to buy the land..
And Bobby who was an elephant , could not be buried easily. So Dolly sacrificed himself by selling is body to the hungry chef to buy a lighter to cremate Bobby!!...
The chef was kind to Piggy , the chef gave Piggy what he had made out of Dolly. But piggy looked at Dolly and puked..
Then she remembered.....
She's a vegetarian!!!!! At the sight of the carcass she had a heart attck and endded up in the hospital..
The doctor looked at her and threw her out ...
SNAILS DON;T HAVE HEART/HEARTS THEREFORE NO HEART ATTACK!!
The End
by,
Jing Wen
Michelle
Kreshenka

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