1. Do start using the cupboard under the sink to store essential household items. Then ask him to get them for you. Hello, cute bum!
2. Dont go shopping with him. After you've tried 20 bad outfits, you dont need to know he looks great in a bin liner.
3. Do have sex with the lights on. Yes, seeing is believing.
4. Dont go clubbing with him. Finding out Mr Sex-on-Legs has two left feet is the quickest way to dampen your ardour.
5. Do let your friends flirt with him. You're the one who's bagged him and you've given hope to single girls everywhere.
6. Dont thank him after sex-even if you are really,really grateful.
7. Dont keep pinching yourself to check he's for real. Bruises are never a good look.
8. Do resist bragging about how great he is. Unless people ask, of course.
9. Do encourage him to take DIY. Hot,sweaty,shirtless - and handy! it doesnt really get any better.
10. Dont tell him on your first date you hope your kids will have his looks. Well, not if you'd like to get a second date.
2. Dont go shopping with him. After you've tried 20 bad outfits, you dont need to know he looks great in a bin liner.
3. Do have sex with the lights on. Yes, seeing is believing.
4. Dont go clubbing with him. Finding out Mr Sex-on-Legs has two left feet is the quickest way to dampen your ardour.
5. Do let your friends flirt with him. You're the one who's bagged him and you've given hope to single girls everywhere.
6. Dont thank him after sex-even if you are really,really grateful.
7. Dont keep pinching yourself to check he's for real. Bruises are never a good look.
8. Do resist bragging about how great he is. Unless people ask, of course.
9. Do encourage him to take DIY. Hot,sweaty,shirtless - and handy! it doesnt really get any better.
10. Dont tell him on your first date you hope your kids will have his looks. Well, not if you'd like to get a second date.
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